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redfishbluefish:

tattoome:

Writing : - What you gonna do with your tattoos when you’re getting old?

- Holy shit, I’m gonna run through the streets naked and show my tattoos to everybody!

(If anyone can translate it more correctly, please msg me :)

too legit!

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pigeonsarejustamyth:

if playing truth or dare and someone says dare you should dare them to draw on all their teeth with sharpie.

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laurakvstheworld:

heh

heheh

heh

 I believe feminists call that “victim blaming”

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pigeonsarejustamyth:

i hope that with the legalization of gay marriage in new york comedians will begin to shy away from telling the stupid joke “why are they even fighting to get married? being married sucks because *bitches about wife*”

that is not funny and is not original.

lets make this legalization of gay marriage about what it needs to be about. me getting good comedy.

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grizzlyj:

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Ka-Bar Zombie Killer Knives

Our armed forces may finally be getting equipped for the next threat to humankind. Longtime military supplier Ka-Bar just announced a new collection of weapons made specifically for fighting off the zombie hordes. The line is made up of the Ka-Bar ZK-War Sword ($70), Ka-Bar ZK-Death Dagger ($70), Ka-Bar ZK-Pestilence Chopper ($48), Ka-Bar ZK-Acheron Skeleton ($13), and Ka-Bar ZK-Famine Tanto ($48). The tactical knives sport toxic green handles (so you can spot them quickly in the event of a sudden outbreak), but also come with black replacement handles for those who like to sneak up on their undead prey.

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